Happy Slave Day

LAJINA JONES pays tribute to April 15th, or “Slave Day,”celebrating another year of government extortion. LaJina shares her tips for paying taxes as well as her great respect for the Pentagon and Federal Reserve Bank. Full text below.

HAPPY SLAVE DAY by LAJINA JONES

LAJINA: And I just want to wish everybody a happy Slave Day. Okay. That’s right. Happy Slave Day everybody. Happy April 15th. As if we don’t already have enough taxes we be paying, we celebratin’ paying the income tax. Happy Slave Day.
It’s that time of year where we celebrate being slaves to Big Brother, okay. So, happy Slave Day everybody get out your paper and your pencils cause you about to work out some story problems. We gonna do some high-school-level math and some high-school-level reading.
This is some advice for celebrating Slave Day. Basically, first and foremost, when you filing your tax returns, be sure not to wipe fecal matter or excrement on any portion of your tax return. Also when you filing your tax returns be sure not to include any anthrax or any chemical or biological weapons inside your tax return.
Tips form LaJina when you filing your income tax.
When your filing your tax returns, avoid declaring any money from your offshore accounts in Panama. Happy Slave Day.
And it’s that time of year where you’ve been brain-washed to believe that you getting a check from the government. You getting your return, okay. When in fact what that was is all your slave wages. All that money you woked hard to earn, which was taken from you all year long, they give you a little piece of that back so you be happy with them. Okay, and that’s called mind control.
So you’s a slave, and happy Slave Day everybody. And everybody want to say, “Well you know LaJina, girl, we gotta to give that money to the Big Brother, to Big Brother, because you got to pay for the schools, and the streets, and all this stuff that makes our society. And in that case, I ask everybody how come we got the property tax, and the gasoline tax? We got the state sales tax. We got the state income tax; we got taxes on your electricity bill, and on your water bill, and a tax on your cell phone bill, and when you buy a ticket to fly somewhere you gonna pay 20% in an airline tax. You got your Social Security tax, your Medicare tax, etcetera and so on.
In fact, it’s stressing me out. I’m bout to have myself a panic attax. Ouhf! We got so many taxes in the country, basically I’m about to have a heart attax, okay. I went down to McDonalds to have myself a Big Mac attax.
We got panic attacks, okay, and that’s what the problem is. We all having panic attacks from the slavery in this country. And so, happy Slave Day, everybody.
I was talking to my accountant, and he started talking to me about getting extensions. And I said, “How come you talking to me about my hair? Okay. If I need advise on my hair, I talk to my beautician, I talk to my makeup artist, but I don’t talk with my accountant about my extensions.”
And he said, “No I’m talking ’bout a tax extension, girl, okay?”
So I said, “Well what color is a tax extension? Okay. And what’s it made out of?”
And basically, he said oh no, girl, that’s the dead line. You can push it back. Okay. So, shout out to the I.R.S. for offering everybody free extensions.”
So if you wondering where your income tax be going, it be going to the Pentagon.
REPORTER: The day before 9-11 [Sept. 11, 2001] Secetary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said money wasted by the military poses a serious threat.
DONALD RUMSFELD: According to some estimates, we cannot track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions.
REPORTER: 2.3 trillion, with a “T.”
DONALD RUMSFELD: According to some estimates, we cannot track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions.
JESSE VENTURA: And amazingly that exact place that ‘quote’ planes hit [the Pentagon] was where all the computers were stored from what Rumsfeld talked about
LAJINA: And also, if you wondering who else taking the rest of that income tax, it be going to the private Federal Reserve.
BERNIE SANDERS: So my question to you is, will you tell the American people to whom you lent 2.2 trillion of their dollars?
BEN BERNANKE: Hundreds and hundreds of banks. Any bank that has access to the U.S. Federal Reserve system.
BERNIE SANDERS: Tell us who they are.
BEN BERNANKE: No. Because the reason that is counter productive.
ALAN GREENSPAN: First of all, the Federal Reserve is an independent agency. And that means, basically that, there is no other agency of government which can over rule actions that we take.
LAJINA: That is one handsome old man. Okay, this is what freedom is all about. Paying your taxes, because freedom ain’t free. It’s about time for me to get going. I got to stop by my accountant’s office and pick up my tax returns. And after that, I got a meeting with the president of my bank down in Panama.
This has been LaJina Jones reminding you, “The tax payer is the slave of the tax collector.”

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